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Meestal is het na een afwijzing toch gewoon "omg n00b wtf i need server you n00b gimme 4 free" ofzo ?

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Meestal is het na een afwijzing toch gewoon "omg n00b wtf i need server you n00b gimme 4 free" ofzo ?

Nu weet ik ook al weer waarom ik alleen hosting aanbied naar mijn webdesign-klanten. Ik zou helemaal gek worden altijd die mail/spam.

Hans

Leuke mailtjes allemaal

Hij is er weer:

http://www.webwereld.nl/articles/443...anval-toe.html

Laatst wel een grappige op de Usenet helpdesk:

"Ik heb internet+bellen, maar als ik van jullie usenet ga downloaden, dan gaat het zo snel dat me telefoon eruit klapt, kunnen jullie me misschien langzamer instellen?"

http://www.webwereld.nl/articles/443...anval-toe.html

Whahaha! Die krijgen pas pretty f*cked up mailtjes zeg!!! Rofl

...als ik van jullie usenet ga downloaden...

*HEEL* usenet?

Mja,

Wij worden met de meest achtelijke dingen 'lastig gevallen'.

Dat vorig jaar FTD er een aantal dagen uitlag gingen mensne massaal ons bellen, alsof wij daar ene reet mee te maken hadden.

En dat Usenetsearch d'r index van files weghaalde ivm eventuele illegaliteit, belden klanten ons boos op met 'waar betala ik voor, nu kan ik me dienst nergens meer mee gebruiken blablabla'.

Dat soort onzin

Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Paulewk

Mja,

Wij worden met de meest achtelijke dingen 'lastig gevallen'.

Dat vorig jaar FTD er een aantal dagen uitlag gingen mensne massaal ons bellen, alsof wij daar ene reet mee te maken hadden.

En dat Usenetsearch d'r index van files weghaalde ivm eventuele illegaliteit, belden klanten ons boos op met 'waar betala ik voor, nu kan ik me dienst nergens meer mee gebruiken blablabla'.

Komt me bekend voor. Het vervelende en lastige is dan de klant vertellen dat dit totaal niet aan jou ligt, maar dat gaat nu eenmaal niet zo makkelijk..

http://www.cse.ohio-state.edu/~leal/...umor/humor.htm
Deze kwam ik vandaag tegen

Abbot sells Costello a computer



ABBOT: Computer Support Group. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up a home office in the den, and I'm thinking of buying a computer.

ABBOT: Mac?

COSTELLO: No, the name is Bud.

ABBOT: Your computer?

COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.

ABBOT: Mac?

COSTELLO: I told you, my name is Bud.

ABBOT: What about Windows?

COSTELLO: Why? Does it get stuffy?

ABBOT: Do you want a computer with Windows?

COSTELLO: I don't know. What do I see when I look out the windows?

ABBOT: Wallpaper.

COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.

ABBOT: Software that runs on Windows?

COSTELLO: No, on the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses. You know, run a business. What have you got?

ABBOT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

ABBOT: I just did.

COSTELLO: You just did what?

ABBOT: Recommended something.

COSTELLO: You recommended something?

ABBOT: Yes.

COSTELLO: For my office?

ABBOT: Yes.

COSTELLO: Okay, what did you recommend for my office?

ABBOT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yes, for my office.

ABBOT: Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: I already have an office and it already has windows! Let's say I'm sitting at my computer, and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?

ABBOT: Word.

COSTELLO: If I'm writing a proposal, I'm going to need lots of words. But what program do I load?

ABBOT: Word.

COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOT: The Word in Office.

COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.

ABBOT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: Which word in "office for windows?"

ABBOT: The Word you get when you click the blue W.

COSTELLO: I'm going to click your big W if you don't give me a straight answer. Let's forget about words for a minute. What do I need if I want to watch a movie over the Internet?

ABBOT: RealOne.

COSTELLO: Maybe a real movie, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. But what do I need to watch it?

ABBOT: RealOne.

COSTELLO: If it's a long movie I'll also want to watch reels two, three and four. Can I watch reel four?

ABBOT: Of course.

COSTELLO: Great, with what?

ABBOT: RealOne.

COSTELLO: Okay, so I'm sitting at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do?

ABBOT: You click the blue 1.

COSTELLO: I click the blue one what?

ABBOT: The blue 1.

COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue W?

ABBOT: Of course it is. The blue 1 is RealOne. The blue W is Word.

COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: But there are three words in "office for windows!"

ABBOT: No, just one. But it's the most popular Word in the world.

COSTELLO: It is?

ABBOT: Yes, although to be fair there aren't many other Words left. It pretty much wiped out all the other Words.

COSTELLO: And that word is the real one?

ABBOT: No. RealOne has nothing to do with Word. RealOne isn't even part of Office.

COSTELLO: Never mind; I don't want to get started with that again. But I also need something for bank accounts, loans, and so on. What do you have to help me track my money?

ABBOT: Money.

COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?

ABBOT: Money.

COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?

ABBOT: No, not really. It comes bundled with your computer.

COSTELLO: What comes bundled with my computer?

ABBOT: Money.

COSTELLO: Money comes bundled with my computer?

ABBOT: Exactly. No extra charge.

COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer at no extra charge? How much money do I get?

ABBOT: Just one copy.

COSTELLO: I get a copy of money. Isn't that illegal?

ABBOT: No. We have a license from Microsoft to make copies of Money.

COSTELLO: Microsoft can license you to make money?

ABBOT: Why not? They own it.

COSTELLO: Well, it's great that I'm going to get free money, but I'll still need to track it. Do you have anything for managing your money?

ABBOT: Managing Your Money? That program disappeared years ago.

COSTELLO: Well, what do you sell in its place?

ABBOT: Money.

COSTELLO: You sell money?

ABBOT: Of course. But if you buy a computer from us, you get it for free.

COSTELLO: That's all very wonderful, but I'll be running a business. Do you have any software for, you know, accounting?

ABBOT: Simply Accounting.

COSTELLO: Probably, but it might get a little complicated.

ABBOT: If you don't want Simply Accounting, you might try M.Y.O.B.

COSTELLO: M.Y.O.B.? What does that stand for?

ABBOT: Mind Your Own Business.

COSTELLO: I beg your pardon?

ABBOT: No, that would be I.B.Y.P. I said M.Y.O.B.

COSTELLO: Look, I just need to do some accounting for my home business. You know--accounting? You do it with money.

ABBOT: Of course you can do accounting with Money. But you may need more.

COSTELLO: More money?

ABBOT: More than Money. Money can't do everything.

COSTELLO: I don't need a sermon! Okay, let's forget about money for the moment. I'm worried that my computer might...what's the word? Crash. And if my computer crashes, what can I use to restore my data?

ABBOT: GoBack.

COSTELLO: Okay. I'm worried about my computer smashing and I need something to restore my data. What do you recommend?

ABBOT: GoBack.

COSTELLO: How many times do I have to repeat myself?

ABBOT: I've never asked you to repeat yourself. All I said was GoBack.

COSTELLO: How can I go back if I haven't even been anywhere? Okay, I'll go back. What do I need to write a proposal?

ABBOT: Word.

COSTELLO: But, I'll need lots of words to write a proposal.

ABBOT: No, you only need one Word-the Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: But there are three words in...Oh, never mind.

ABBOT: Hello? Hello? Customers! Why do they always hang up on me? Oh, well. Computer Support Group. Can I help you?

Mwah, wel grappig maar word beetje langdradig en nep.

Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Rollerscapes

Deze kwam ik vandaag tegen

LMAO!

Los van dat ik het idee heb dat de gemiddelde klant het denkvermogen heeft van een garnaal, ook weer zoiets als dit:
Ik mail klant factuur. Klant mail terug dat hij geen pdf's kan openen. Ik reply met een link naar adobe reader etc, reactie:

Beste Alexander,

Bedankt.
Heb gedownload, maar ben nu je factuur kwijt.
Kun je die nog een keer sturen.

Wordt je zo moe van...

Het onderstaande stukje (vrij oud) mag dan wat ongerelateerd zijn, het is wel enorm grappig..

After every flight, Quantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.
Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humour. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Quantas' pilots and the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers.
By the way, Quantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident.

(P = The problem logged by the pilot.)
(S = The solution and action taken by mechanics.)

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're for.

P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget

Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door AlexanderOnline

Los van dat ik het idee heb dat de gemiddelde klant het denkvermogen heeft van een garnaal, ook weer zoiets als dit:
Ik mail klant factuur. Klant mail terug dat hij geen pdf's kan openen. Ik reply met een link naar adobe reader etc, reactie:

Wordt je zo moe van...

Hahaha! Prachtige uitspraak AlexanderOnline "Los van dat ik het idee heb dat de gemiddelde klant het denkvermogen heeft van een garnaal"

Lig dubbel!